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Lynchburg College 

A place for high school "students" that cannot get into any other college. A "college" of "students" obsessed with comparing themselves to other small, private, selective, liberal arts colleges while coming up short in having...a retention rate of over 40%, facilities renovated since 1960, food that is edible, successful graduates, meaningful classes, etc. Go to this place if your rich parents can't buy your way into any other actual College (i.e. W&L, Elon, Roanoke, Wofford, Furman, Suwanee, Rhodes, Richmond, anywhere else).

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At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Hey bro, why did you come to the 'Burg?

Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.

But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.

Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.

Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
Lynchburg College by lcisawful February 8, 2010
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Saint Josephs College, Hunters Hill 

Possibly one of the most hated GPS schools, along with Saint Ignatius, Shore, Grammar, High and Newington. They are a bunch of wannabe mad dogs, but fail. They have been known to recruit a bunch of Aboriginals on rugby scholarships. Yer. GREAT WORK GUYS. Most of the other schools question the Joey's sexuality as well. Ok, they wear pink rugby jerseys, not friggen cerise. But cerise still sounds gay, so i dunno what they are whingeing about. Other interesting facts-
a male gappy is currently banging an employee(unspecified gender)
Saint Josephs College, Hunters hill at home, vs the MIGHTY TKS
Abo kid- wanna go me bah? i'll see you after da game!
White Fella- sure thing, bring all ya mates to you cocky little bastard.
later on
Abo kid- sorry bah, i gotta go now. maybe next time aye?

bryant college 

A girl scout camp full of queers that pretend they are at school and know how to drink.
Man did you meet that guy Steve, he goes to "bryant" and thinks drinking red wine is cool.
bryant college by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Truro College 

Truro College is a Sixth Form College in Truro, Cornwall.

Awesome people go there.
"Wow, you're pretty awesome!"
"Yeah, I go to Truro College"

Agnes Scott College 

A small liberal-arts school located in Decatur, GA, about four miles from downtown Atlanta. It's girls-only, so the party scene is non-existent. On the weekends, the straight girls migrate to Georgia Tech, to hook up with frat boys.

Come here if you don't want a social life, and don't mind biased professors.
"Oh, that's Helga. She goes to Agnes Scott College. Odds are, she's a lesbian obsessed with Harry Potter."

Baldwin-Wallace College 

A private liberal arts college that is mos well-known for their music program and conservatory. It is located in Berea, Ohio with a suburban-like atmosphere around the campus. The buildings around campus are beautifully structured and the campus is well-maintained. There are over 100 clubs and organizations students are able to get involved in, many residence halls and even a special building for commuters to stay at between classes. Evening and weekend classes are offered for older students and adults. The orientation for freshman during the summer is probably one of the best events of the college experience since everyone is so nice. Partying is not as well known at this campus, but of course, people still drink and do all that. Everybody is NOT all prudes, they just care about school and the future. People with a voice, acting ability or musical talent are at a good place at BW. Overall, a great private college where everybody gets attention.
Baldwin-Wallace College is definitely a good choice for me since I am going to be majoring in music education!

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts 

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts: MCLA; formally known as North Adams State College.

Located in the Berkshires in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, the city of North Adams, MA has a population of 14,700. MCLA is a small liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Faculty to student ratio of 1:13 & an average class size of 18 students; so your teachers actually know your name. Around 2,000 total enrollment including graduate students with almost half of them living on or around campus.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Mt. Greylock, Mass MOCA, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds when they let you walk through the drive-thru, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries, and even sometimes thetownies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies (espicially when they follow you from The Mound).
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams, but I don't have a family member who went there or have the money for an Ivy League school."