California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.

Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake

by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020

California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.

"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

califormula

a man with a lot of swag and discord e-girls

yo that’s a straight califormula over there!

by dam1an75 May 4, 2020

California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

california

God's echaskech

(earthquake land)

person 1: I'm going to California

person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up

by wttcz October 28, 2020