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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
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The Thunder Monkeys

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys
Me too
by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020
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Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.
by Lunna October 15, 2020
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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?
by monkeman559 May 2, 2022
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armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022
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Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.
MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.
by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022
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