Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

by Transfender April 8, 2021