biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

lemwiskit biscuit

extraordinary or bloody brilliant

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!

Contestant: wha-

Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*

Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-

Howie Mandel: woohoo

by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021

Biscuits

Biscuits means a short round piece of bread. It can also be used when you are calling somebody a biscuit. It is just a funny word also.

Yall smell like biscuits.

by jumpman#23 April 19, 2017

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022

Lick ya biscuit

The act of orally pleasing the anus of a woman during a sexual encounter. Also known as rimming, and salad tossing.

My redbones ass so fine, I said baby I'm finna lick ya biscuit.

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

Buttered Biscuit

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.

1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “

by ashytitties999 May 19, 2024