When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.
David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
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by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 09, 2019
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
by Kevareeno August 28, 2021
Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s March 22, 2018
When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
by mrt77876 April 30, 2018