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cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
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Douche Lizard

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
mugGet the Douche Lizardmug.

Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.
That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!
by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009
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douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word
You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!
by dumbasian October 19, 2009
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Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.
The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.
by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007
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Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.
"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"
by Zeneki December 6, 2006
mugGet the Douche Knockmug.

Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

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