double cunnilingus

A threeway act in which one woman is licked at both holes at the same time. Usually a 69 with the third person being to the side.

1) That video had content I never knew existed.
2) That was double cunnilingus my boy.

by manwell.o August 20, 2018

Double Trumped

Loosing a current hand of bridge, by being Trumped, to someone whom you are certain has cheated.

I hate playing bridge with Don because he has Double Trumped me several times before

by Kula Lad August 22, 2018

DOUBLE DIPPERT

When two grown men take a shit back to back on the same toilet, and the second one enjoys the warm toilet seat.

me and Justin just went ass to ass on the office toilet, what a total double dippert

by GCP$LIFE August 23, 2018

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart

Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "

by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018

Double Delight

(weird sex) (scat)

When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.

It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.

took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sex will never quite be the same...

by Dirk Diggler 44 September 18, 2018

Double Plunger

Often thought to be environmentally friendly, when a guy fucks a chick while wearing a condom. After he cums he turns the condom inside out and fucks her in the ass, using the cum as lube.

1) Man, I’d really like to give her the ol’ double plunger.

2) After he got off he surprised her with the ol’ double plunger.

3) They double plunged using the toilet for stability.

by Pastryguy June 3, 2018