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zoeescott

a fat composition of lard and what appears to be two legs and a head, maybe some arms.. that if she in fact was asked to enter Noah's Ark she would account for 2 elephants herself.
Zoeescott is fat
by NATASHA LOUISE RANKIN December 9, 2008
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Zoey

Zoey is passion able name, she is cool but has quite a dirty mind and appears to be a slut! She is also pretty smart but not enough to be in a relationship for too long! Zoey might also be known as “dirtsy humper”
• I like zoey and makes me wanna think of dirty
you mean dirtsy humper!
•dirtsy humper is the best at just having sex but with clothes on
by Cool_kids109 April 14, 2015
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Zoee

Zoee is a horrible person, and she is a total nerd. She is very hot and she loves to read and write and play video games and watch Netflix. SHe is a very fun person to be around with. :)
gee, I wonder who that Zoee is. I wish I could totally date her!
by baabaaaaaaaa December 7, 2017
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Zoey Fortnite

Bro look it’s Zoey Fortnite She’s a sexy mother fuck hoe you think she’d wanna fuck in bed with me
by I perv on Fortnite Girls August 8, 2018
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Zoeying

Someone who during an exam asks the teacher one thousand stupid questions. The class will at one point become annoyed and say in sync , “shut up and stop zoeying.”
(Person raises their hand one hundred times)

Teacher: no more questions (persons name)

Person:( same person raies their hand and asks) wait what is math.

Class: shut up and stop zoeying
by Skirtymcskirtskirt March 7, 2019
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zoey

You better keep this girl . She’s a real trooper . She has stuck with you through your busy ass schedule. And she still loves you . She loves coming to your games because her boyfriend looks so hot in his uniform. Your relationship revolves around when your boyfriend is not at the cages or practice. A baseball girlfriend is the type of girl that you want to keep because you know she’s a real supporter.
BF FRIENDS - dang ur girl is still with you. how do u have time for her .

BF - because i love her. zoey is amazing.
by chickenbugs July 18, 2019
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