provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023
by decomplex December 10, 2022
cercie stop your shit.
by thelucianbatman July 02, 2023
When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
by Heather hammered February 01, 2018
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021
Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013