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Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
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I fucked your boyfriend

Y'all know "I fucked your mom" so this is better lolll
by I'm a Barbie girl in my Barbie February 25, 2022
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monkey fuck your face

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 10, 2018
mugGet the monkey fuck your facemug.

Spit on your ass and fuck it

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.
by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022
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Fuck your friend day

November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
by Some man from bhutan November 3, 2021
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Put that in your ass and fuck it.

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.
I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.
by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022
mugGet the Put that in your ass and fuck it.mug.

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
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