Yoinked

Being absolutely fucked out of your mind due to being under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Dude I'm just a little yoinked

by Beerandwhiskey69 January 3, 2021

The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoink

What to say to your sexual partner after they finish.

*Man finishes*
Woman: yoink

by Pkdbducbe July 25, 2018

Yoink

Yeet in reverse

Can you yoink me that cookie?

by Thoughtscollide January 23, 2019

Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

Yoink

Used by a very skilled group of players of multiple shooter games.
Mostly used when people do a nice shot on a other player.

YOINK! I just headshotted that guy!
Wow bro....

by ecceh December 22, 2019