yoet

the past tense of yeet

Present tense: yeet
Past tense: yoet
Future tense: yeeting

by this-b-empty May 9, 2018

youth group

v. to tell your/your boy/girlfriend's parents that you are going to a spiritually educational class at your church when in reality, you are skipping to do unholy deeds at church.

me and my girl went youth grouping last sunday, it was amazing!

by youthgrouper November 11, 2006

Sonic Youth

Nothing but noise!!!

Juno: "I bought another Sonic Youth album, THEY'RE NOTHING BUT NOISE!!!"

by TimmyTabby February 22, 2009

Youth 2000

An organisation of catholic youth groups worldwide that maintain and organise a variety of events ranging from weekly prayer gorups to workshops, retreats and festivals. It Is a great way to meet new people, enjoy all the activities and music, and get closer to the catholic faith.

Rachel: Hey, Phil? Wheres the closest Youth 2000 group?
Phil: theres one in Belfast Rachel!

by some irish bloke July 7, 2010

youth criminal justice act

aka YCJA

a law which allows teens to do anything they feel like and makes it impossible to charge anyone under the age of 18 with the proper punishment because it my "ruin" their life.

its a pathetic joke of a law....

(the following teen cannot be legally named because they are under the age of 17 and protected under the youth criminal justice act): hey, i think i should go and run over a person whos over 80 going 130 in an 80 zone just because im 17.

ben: why not. you'll only be charged $500 for it....

*the actually sentence for a crime like this that happened in winnipeg was $500....*

by Jordy! November 13, 2006

Youthia

Noun. Means Brother in Law, use in unformal / Slang language.

Pronounced. Youth-eia

Youthia: a person going to marry a lady, his in laws can call him youthia. Meaning up coming father of a new generation of his family.

Mary: Meet Tom. He is my fiance.

Mary's Family : Hello Youthia Tom. Nice to meet you.

by Honest Patwari April 8, 2022

youth 2000

An extremely creepy cult posing as a Catholic retreat. You will never stop going to church once you get there and when you leave you will reject your friends and start calling everyone 'fornicators'. They have a "special event" which is lighting of candles and the monks and priests coming around with a piece of cloth which you smell. Apparently this cloth has the spirit of Christ in it. I'm not sure what this cloth has in it but it makes you feel buzzed. It also causes many people to feel extremely happy or just start crying. But afterwards you end up saying "Praise Jesus!".

I went to Youth 2000 and came back a complete freak. I was extremely brain-washed. I never want to go near that place again.

by Fuck yeah it's Meredith June 5, 2006