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Call Me Bold and Wrap Me In Lima Beans

A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making
Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...
by Winzfordayz September 21, 2019
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Sack Wrap

A wrap used to cover one's balls so they don't hit your buddy in a 2 on 1.
Doc made sure to pack his nicest leather sack wrap for Vegas to ensure his big hairy balls didn't touch Matt in a rowdy double team.
by Kip-o-licious March 25, 2010
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DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)
yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.
by ahmed September 11, 2003
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Mummy Wrap

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010
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Chinese chicken wrap

When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.
Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.
by Devious B October 24, 2008
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Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.
Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.
by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009
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roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.
Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire
by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011
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