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Work Toyam

Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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push worker

person: what do you do for a living.
person a: im a push worker for snow bricks.
by el trap August 8, 2017
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Office Worker

50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words
guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..
by poop de scoop June 15, 2018
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Dump-trailer work

Unholy and Sexual acts upon a female with a rather large cake (bumhole that is larger than 40 inches), will most likely take place inside a reeky yoke.
person A asks "how was your weekend samurai?"
person B replies: " my antics were unacceptable sensai, I performed unholy amounts of dump-trailer work on a large english white.
by elginmatthew January 23, 2021
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shift work

Shift work is work designed to utilize 24 hours of the day.
Convenient store clerks, large-scale factory workers, police officers, etc.

"Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk
Two feet that hurt, going insane
She's mad at some lad
Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last
'round the clock pain
Work seven to three
Three to eleven
Eleven to seven"
"Shift work" by Kenny Chesney
by Joseph Q. Chen February 4, 2008
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Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!
by sammyag April 19, 2009
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White trash work ethic

Self-delusional banter from uneducated, obese white males; which describes all of the "things" that one is going to do, should do, and has to do. In reality, these "tasks" are either delegated to a spouse, significant other, friends or children - or not done at all. A typical venue in which this To-Do list is discussed is while sitting down, drinking beer and/or chewing tobacco.
White trash work ethic example:

Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."

Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
by Chowderhead34 August 4, 2011
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