Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!

by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

woolly wombat

The name for a squad of John Wicks in Fortnite.

‘There’s a bunch of woolly wombats in that house’

by MrBaboonFish June 7, 2018

furry wombat

When you have such a hairy bumhole that you have to shave it thus leaving you with the feeling that a wombat has clawed at your anus

fuck man my girl told me i gotta a furry wombat

by Mclovin loves hawaii July 27, 2017

Chubby Wombat

The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.

Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!

by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025

wombat booty

wombat booty is a thing were you fuck a wombat

fuck that wombat booty

by da boisssss123 May 11, 2020

WOMBAT

(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.

We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.

by sidhe3141 February 14, 2019