Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.

High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.

by Iemea16 September 9, 2013

Regret

No amount of suffering will ever make me regret a single thing I have said.

Hym "Hey, I do not nor will I ever regret talking about your vermin kids. They are shit. You are shit. You're telling yourself that pedophiles are going to see this and do something other than molest them harder and that's likely wishful thinking at this point. I won't regret this. I won't regret stabbing up some toddler in his mother's arms at a gas station. And I won't let you steal me shit."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022

Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty January 1, 2009