A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
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by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
Get the Wise Mystical Treemug. A synonym to wisdom.
The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following
Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.
Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!
The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.
The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following
Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.
Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!
The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.
by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021
Get the wisenessmug. A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.
But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.
Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.
But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.
Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
by SouthernSlangTalk April 1, 2021
Get the Wise Sidedmug. its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
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