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Wise bitch

Smart, confident,independent, cocky, woman who has a opinoun/answer/remark in response to another's attitude or another's choice of words that might come across the wrong way to someone when speaking the truth about their behavior. The Wise Bitch doesn't give a shit what that person's opinion or feeling to her response is bc she's just speaking the truth of the matter.
Steven says " Katrina why didn't you turn the damn air conditioning on can't you feel that its hot as hell in here?" Katrina says " No I can't tell it's hot in here I thought it was winter time...of course I know it's hot as hell but I wanted you to feel what it's like to burn in hell with the rest of the assholes." Truth be told thats how that WISE BITCH is feeling at that moment.
by WiseBitch1 June 25, 2020
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Wise Sided

A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.

But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.

Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
by SouthernSlangTalk April 1, 2021
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wiseness

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.
In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.
by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021
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The wise herb

Weed- marijuana, a term used often in Rastafarianism.

As it is said to bring you closer to Jah and free your mind .
Stoner 1: “ damn this bud is hitting strong i’m on a different planet “

Stoner 2: “Yeah man that’s the wise herb”
by The Nordic Ned November 3, 2020
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Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022
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A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 7, 2015
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