Wise Sided

A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.

But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.

Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
by SouthernSlangTalk April 01, 2021
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non-wise

1.) A synonym for unwise.

2.) Also a reference to a D&D character with a Wisdom score of five or less
1.) "He's not stupid, he's just non-wise."

2.) It's not uncommon for Half-orcs to be non-wise, which prevents them from being successful Druids, Paladins, Clerics, or Rangers.
by The Brown Belt May 07, 2009
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Penny Wising

Penny Wising- To make a malicious joke, or saying things that are funny yet mean.

This came about as my friend and I were talking, and referenced the the movie IT in which the clown character who is suppose to be funny is actually very malicious.
This saying is now widely used in our area.
by Trapp-Lica October 23, 2022
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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of eternity with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati January 14, 2024
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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 30, 2024
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Wise

Someone who is extremely interlectual and can make words faster than you can say chwinc
Tom is a very wise man and does not walk into cupboards like certain people
by Jack_grealdish June 12, 2018
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Wise

Wise is not just a name but is a form of how a human can think, see things, and see the world. Listening to music is their therapy, a interest in fashion or just everything and knowing of much of anything in the every day world.

Everyone can be anything just put your mind to it
You are a revolution, a era, your a Wise.
by Slatober November 22, 2023
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