high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.

John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.

by tjneuron June 16, 2017

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Wisdomous

An extremely wise or very sage person

"Ah you can definitely trust what Dave teaches you, he's wisdomous"

by thestockbrokist August 1, 2023

Wisdom

Pretending to know everything about random scenarios of life just because you're old

uncle Jacob really thought his wisdom could save the young teenager from his social anxiety

by yaar kuch toh do October 28, 2023

wisdomous

when you’re so swag and wise that the wisdom is just too powerful. wisdomous.
example:
hey dude i love Gared he’s so swag
yeah dude he’s so wisdomous!!

examepl wisdomous

by swagathan69 March 20, 2021

wisdom

An affirmation said to someone who speaks a smart or insighful statement.

“I dont think you can do for anyone, until you can do for you. Think about it, two people get together neither one of then are clued in about themselves? How that gonna end up in 5 years when they completely different people?”

“Bro, wisdom.”

“Saul is better than Breaking Bad, there, I said it….”

“Bro, wisdom.”

by wrvthlss April 9, 2024