Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.

"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."

by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023

Wisconsin Pie

When you order a cheese pizza and dip it in milk.

Dude, I'm hungry. Want to get a Wisconsin Pie?

by Chonsa March 3, 2017

Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.

After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!

by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017

Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.

I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon

by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 8, 2020

Wisconsin Bounce

When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.

Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.

by One night in AA December 7, 2019

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023