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Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019
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wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger
goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
by evanger October 5, 2023
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Knight of the Wind

1. The song created by Crush 40 as the main theme of "Sonic and The Black Knight"

2. The name given to Sonic the Hedgehog by Sir Percival
1. "And I live to rule by the sword
Slashing through the every inch of the power
The power in you

As I sit, as I stand by the table I command
My kingdom
I'm the knight of the wind"

2."Impressive, O Knight of the Wind."
—Percival while fighting Sonic, Sonic and the Black Knight.
by Baboiminion May 28, 2021
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australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.
My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue
by KJO March 2, 2015
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dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path
It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.
After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.
by Annafc May 31, 2016
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