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Thomas is a friend who is a swine 80% of the time and a heure 20% of the time
Jaysus Thomas your a swine.
by Jaysus6969 May 26, 2021
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Thomas is an amazing guy. He is extremely funny and kind. His eyes and personality are the biggest attraction. Thomas may act like he doesn’t care about you but deep down he does. Never let go of a thomas.
“thomas is so amazing!”
by User123-456 June 12, 2021
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thomas is an awesome person in your life. sometimes he gets misunderstood for how kind he is. You’ll most likely have a crush on this dude one day .
sarah:have you heard of thomas ?
you: yeah he’s awesome
by paula damarcus December 1, 2021
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TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.
Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.
by stupidmathgirl December 23, 2008
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Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum
by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017
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The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.
by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018
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Thomas, I boy who has a tiny dick and gets no pussy
Yo you know that Thomas kid?
Yea he a pussy
by Pu$syMagnet April 23, 2019
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