the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.

the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.

by Bottom Face October 22, 2011

when i was a kid

The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"

"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."

by prupi December 14, 2019

When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.

by Livreri July 11, 2006

Slippery When Wet

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.

Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."

by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022

Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon

'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.

“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”

by M1Miluk January 25, 2022

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018