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sam welsh

Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive
Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Welsh

Mr welsh is an annoying gay bitch who loves eating little kids. He keeps at least 20 of them at a time to keeps his hunger low. he loves sex and enjoyes having a good fuck. he has a massive penis and even bigger muscle. We all hate a good mr welsh
FUCK MR WELSH WE HATE HIM
by @I_AM_GOD March 5, 2024
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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft
Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!
by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010
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welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017
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welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.
by Juicy pol August 2, 2024
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Scott welsh

A fucking fatass retard. He as round as a globe. Gay ass nigga who is bad at fortnite. He got a fish as a gf.
Scott Welsh is sooooo fucking gay. He a mega faggot
by Big nigga that bools May 8, 2018
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