Skip to main content

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Congressman Weinermug.

weiner warmer

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.
by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007
mugGet the weiner warmermug.

weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'
(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.
by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005
mugGet the weiner ratiomug.

Weiner Ache

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.
Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!
by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010
mugGet the Weiner Achemug.

Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D
RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it
by HONDO! March 27, 2009
mugGet the Soggy Weinermug.

weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.
"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!
by ace71730 July 2, 2006
mugGet the weiner tagmug.

weiner sauce

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure
I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!
by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006
mugGet the weiner saucemug.

Share this definition