Weiner Ache

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.

Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!

by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010

weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005

weiner warmer

Slang word for a homosexual

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.

by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.

Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!

by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D

RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it

by HONDO! March 27, 2009

weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.

"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!

by ace71730 July 2, 2006

weiner sauce

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure

I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!

by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006