Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

Bate Weight

Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".

Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.

It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..

by Seisure January 17, 2011

lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.

Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat

"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"

by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

Daddy Weight

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.

"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."

by Just Another Artist November 17, 2015

Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.

Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.

by FakeWeights May 21, 2018