Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.
I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years
by Heyitsj000 April 16, 2020
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Bate Weight

Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".
Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.

It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
by Seisure January 16, 2011
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lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.
Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.
by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003
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Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.
Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.
by FakeWeights April 04, 2018
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Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat
"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"
by Poptart419 January 03, 2010
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Cutting weight

Absolute hell on earth. Used to gain an advantage weight wise usually in a combat sport with weight classes. Most fighters (wrestlers, boxers, etc.) cut weight
Don't fuck with a wrestler when they are cutting weightunless you want your life to end right then and there
by Mmarshy March 21, 2016
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branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people
hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc
by evil hell squirl June 22, 2010
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