Weight Doping

The act of lying about ones weight on Zwift to gain an unfair advantage.
Look at his weight! he dropped 6kg in 2 days.... he's definitely weight doping.

I'm thinking of weight doping to be able to stay with the front group.

Is weight doping considered cheating?
by PrissyC March 11, 2019
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Bate Weight

Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".
Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.

It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
by Seisure January 16, 2011
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lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.
Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.
by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003
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branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people
hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc
by evil hell squirl June 22, 2010
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Daddy Weight

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.
"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."
by Just Another Artist October 01, 2015
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Cutting weight

Absolute hell on earth. Used to gain an advantage weight wise usually in a combat sport with weight classes. Most fighters (wrestlers, boxers, etc.) cut weight
Don't fuck with a wrestler when they are cutting weightunless you want your life to end right then and there
by Mmarshy March 21, 2016
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Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat
"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"
by Poptart419 January 03, 2010
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