bread warmer

a person whom is uncircumcised

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer

by ouohyeah666 March 15, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Thumb Warmer

When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.

Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025

thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.

Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.

by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019

kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.

Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017