Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!
vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
by allmeraMIMI February 05, 2024
A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023
When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
by Phatrus May 31, 2018
The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017
A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
by Yerran October 14, 2016
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 08, 2024