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walmart

a giant chain store that is slowly taking over the economy. They sell everything from really ugly clothes, to discusting microwave dinners, to guns, to furniture. They also like to hire illegal immigrants and mentally challenged people to work at their stores.
hey Mary Sue round up the kids so we can all go to Walmart and buy some plastic lawn furniture and get some of those VHS tapes out of that big bin and get some new tires fer the truck!
by sammys May 13, 2006
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walmarted

Take an item or an idea or basically anything that you didn't create yourself and then present a cheaper version as your own.
Suzy walmarted Martha Stewart's Platinum Napkin Rings ($50/ea) when she used aluminum foil in the same design and sold them for 50 cents each.
by Charlotte December 3, 2003
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walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.
I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!
by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007
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Walmart cake

A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.
Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.
by Bad Billy December 1, 2003
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Walmart Wolverine

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
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Walmart

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".
The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.
by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011
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Walmart

a warehouse store selling many different items (basically everything) which claims to sell stuff extermely cheaper when it's literally 18 cents cheaper
video game at your local video game shop: $49.99
video game at your local Walmart warhouse: $49: 82

yeah. im saving big time.
by windblazexD November 7, 2009
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