Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Grabbin wagon

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.

Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.

by sam__p August 30, 2018

hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016

naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path

She's a snatch wagon

by EEM78 May 10, 2019

Poli Wagon

An asian import passenger mover usually a toyota wish or isis that can comfortably fit 6 Samoans giving it the nickname "Samoan side loader" or "Tongan Taxi" due to it's rear sliding door

This poli wagon is holding up traffic going 60 in a 100 zone cmmon man

by Hapy55 May 16, 2023