waffles

Used to describe the mixed signals you might receive early on in the dating process.

"I called Tim last night, but as usual he served me a big plate of waffles."
"Tow him."

by pea November 2, 2005

waffles

something that everyone in Windsor Ontario fucks.

"Fuck my waffles, bitch!"

by skiskimofo July 18, 2006

Waffling

wof-uh l- ing- verb.

Standing near the waffle maker in a cafeteria and hitting on a sex interest who is making a waffle. It is a fool-proof method because, no matter how annoying or unwanted you are, they have to be there for three minutes.

Johnny needs a date to the dance, so he's been waffling all morning.

by nataliekayt December 19, 2007

Waffle

These are what you call fanny flaps.

Girl trips up, got no knickers on. legs in the air. Bloke:Man did you see her waffle then?

by Karat April 29, 2003

waffle

The act of taking advantage of a coworker who left their desk with their email account open by emailing other coworkers in their name.

When Jay went for lunch, we totally waffled him.

Mike was confused about why Aaron confessed homosexual desires for him, but it turns out Randy had just waffled him.

Don't waffle me!

by Victoria Dobbs January 8, 2009

Waffles

Kinky anal sex, usually referred to as innuendo.

I looove to have waffles in the morning.

by acowkickedme August 16, 2006

Waffle

when you are having sex you poop on the chest of your partner and then swat it with a tennis racket

"my boyfriend is into some weird fetishes, he wanted to waffle last night"

by chase hahn March 30, 2008