The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.

you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!

by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter

"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.

Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.

by Sparky769 March 19, 2021

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020