Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

Fringe Watch

When friends are binge watching a program, and you're not, but you're keeping up with the plot or characters as you periodically pass through the room.

My wife in binge watching Game of Thrones, but I'm just fringe watching while I work around the house.

by Peskypedaler March 9, 2023

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

Broken Watch

A person who lies too much.

She is a broken watch. Right only twice a day.

by SUPERHITesh April 6, 2017

tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 24, 2003

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009

Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012