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vrushit

The word vrushit means fuckboy.
basically attracted to so many women
Stop being vrushit
by vrushit January 11, 2018
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Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 5, 2020
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Paul Revere Virus

A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:
Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.

1.
Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything
by Jaex January 3, 2009
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miley cyrus virus

When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.

Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.
Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.
by Jeaneth February 25, 2014
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Boomer Virus

Boomer Virus occurs when an old person tries to use modern technology. Infection takes hold when the old person enters denial and blames the technology or someone/something else for it not working, when in fact it is their own actions causing the problem.
Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)

Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)

Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)

Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
by markymint January 20, 2020
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Cafe Virus

A virus that aesthetic cafe workers in roblox or roblox cafe MR+ have when they have the following "symptoms"

Have worn antlers in the last month
Have said "I-" or "oop" or "." in the last few days
Have worn any crop-tops or some other 5 robux clothing from a clothing group

If they answered one of these questions truly, they have mild level.
If they answered 2 truly, they have a moderate level
If they answered all of them truly, they have full cafe virus symptoms and should be stayed away from. (always wear a noob skin)
non-aesthetic roblox person: hello sir/ma'am i have a few questions for you
cafe worker: Hello! Welcome to Frappe! Can I get you anything?

non-aesthetic roblox person: can I ask you a few questions
(cafe worker answers questions 3/3)
non-aesthetic roblox person: im sorry to say that you have cafe virus (sounds alarm)
by DoctorDucky59 July 18, 2020
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Trump Virus

When you get a virus from having a cheeto as your president for 4 years. This virus is more dangerous than covid-19 as you will get a virus and cancer.
After 4 years of having a dumb cheeto as the president, I got the Trump Virus.
by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020
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