Vulture Sag

When its hot outside and your nuts are dropped

"Man its hot as fuck out here"

"Yeah i have vulture sag"

by Skippy69420 December 2, 2021

mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

Vulture sex

A sexual act when there are 'vultures circling in the room', due to one party lying on the bed like a "dead body".

She was so lethargic last night, we basically had vulture sex.

by Bucked July 14, 2020

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

soda vulture

A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)

office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...

office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!

by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008

buddybag vulture

Someone who mooches off the items from another's purse, such as chewing gum, extra snacks, etc

"I hate to be a buddybag vulture, but can I have some of that gum in your purse?"

by ddamdnayckeb September 22, 2011

Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.

"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture

by ishop April 21, 2011