ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap

She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette

by mikerowcock October 20, 2023

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Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024

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dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 16, 2008

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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

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