Vanderspunk

A rare form of premature ejaculation found in the caveman era.

I vanderspunked all over that bitch.

by Scott Outram October 18, 2008

Vandermark

To perform gay sex with multiple partners and disguise it as something work related

After all of that editing we did yesterday I'm having a hard time sitting down. I'm such a Vandermark.

by BBDO October 3, 2012

vanderlinde

A male whore.

That fat ass at the corner of the street must be a vanderlinde.

by Beardmonger III December 26, 2013

Vanderbilt of our group

A person (sometimes a thing or team) that never wins in a group. They cannot beat anybody at a game, and are always depressed and strutting around about their smarts instead of sports ability.

Billy can't beat anyone 1 on 1 at football. He is the Vanderbilt of our group.

by tennessee18_ December 21, 2014

Jan Vandenberg

A screeching, delusional, psychotic, white, angry, female misanthrope that blames her inability to date, and all the world's problems on men.

Power up your battery operated boyfriend (see dildo) and stop being such a Jan Vandenberg!

by Y Ddraig Coch January 17, 2018

Art Vandelay

An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.

Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.

by yourmomsnamehajdhd July 26, 2021

vander

vander
noun
1. a middle-aged man that hides behind social media
2. a coward, a pansy

Arnie really is a vander. i heard he sent Sue a Skype breakup message. What man in his 50's does that?

by sumboo August 30, 2018