discreet vibrator

a vibrator disguised as a common household item. such as a: makeup brush, lipstick,hair clip etc.
most times it doesnt fool anybody because it has buttons on them.

john opened his sisters package expecting to find his video game he ordered and instead found his sisters discreet vibrator shaped like a makeup brush! i feel bad for his eyes.

by kieralovedanny October 15, 2025

Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

by IslandMick February 21, 2024

vibrator

something a dumb horny bitch uses to cum.

i like vibrators

by i love hailey April 29, 2023

vibrator

IT'S THE MODE ON YOUR PHONE WHEN IT VIBRATES WHEN YOU HAVE A NONIFICATION OR CALL GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE GOD DAMN GUTTER

'why didnt you pick up your phone??'

'sorry my phone was on vibrator setting so i didnt realize'

by Raine = autism spectrum June 2, 2024

Vibrators

Like a condom, except you shove it up your ass and it vibrates.

Man, how many vibrators did you shove in there?

by Z0lp4 August 8, 2017

Vibrating Farts

Fart or Farts that are powerful enough to make your clothes vibrate.

James:Dude, That man farted so hard that his pants started to vibrate!

Austin: Yeah, those are called Vibrating Farts.

by FartNinja12 September 3, 2020

Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023