vertical

Vertical implies when you're moving in a vertical fashion to clear an obstical.

"Hey yo can you vertical this"
"Sure"
*jumps over medium height ladder*

by MTL July 20, 2008

verizion wireless

verizion wireless is poor fucking excuse for a internet service provider they go around saying how they are the best ever well fuck them they suck so fucking bad

peice of shit verizion wireless

by no one that u know January 17, 2009

Trayvon Vert

Trayvon Vert, also known as XO Trayvon Vert, or XO for short, is the king of memes. Through Instagram and Snapchat, he provides the people with quality memes. He is a key figure in the battle against normies, who are led by Daquan.

Trayvon Vert posts the best memes out there bro. Fuck Daquan.

by OG_Milkshake22 May 5, 2018

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

verizon

When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now?

I gave that bitch a verizon

by Gianetto is queer August 15, 2004

Verizon Wireless

A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.

Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.

by bkmjtz January 16, 2010

vertical frown

Another term for a vagina.

Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all know you are down with the vertical frown.

by Marshbag December 25, 2006