What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 08, 2009

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Vertical Motion

the action of bouncing on someone's shit

Brake gave David vertical motion.

by Bill Edmonson April 26, 2023

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua February 23, 2012

Vertical lips

A girl's pussy

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful

Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips

by The Real 455H0L3 June 02, 2024

vertical video

Video that is created in a 9:16 aspect ratio. It is filmed and edited in a 90 degree angle.

I make Vertical Videos for IGTV.
I watch vertical Videos on Instagram and Youtube.

by #VERRT SQUAD October 25, 2018

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 07, 2019