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J Veggie 

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
J Veggie by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

Zesty veggie straws

When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor
Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty

bing a veggie 

vile yoof slang for heating one's greens in a microwave
Mam, bing a veggie for us tea
bing a veggie by phreaxboy February 13, 2010

Weak Old Veggie Burgers 

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.
These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

Hidden Vaggie Ranch 

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
Hidden Vaggie Ranch by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020