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Vegetables

Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.
Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.
by notFancyveryNancy June 12, 2021
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Vegetable stew

A variation of munting:

To make a Vegetable stew; Find someone

paralyzed, One person then goes down on said paraplegic whilst the other jumps on the their stomach - causing the juices (bodily fluids etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the paralyzed person.
Hey man I finally caught that homeless wheelchair dude from behind the liquor store...time for some vegetable stew!!!
by Gamorean27 November 18, 2024
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vegetable preprocessor

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.
by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014
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Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS
Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES
by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019
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Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.
Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker
by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011
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to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.
to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.
by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016
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Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.
Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair
by Kauboi October 28, 2023
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