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Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.
"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"
by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018
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Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
by schweffganistan December 15, 2016
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Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.
Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair
by Kauboi October 28, 2023
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vegetable bin

A care home or place where demented old people are put to end their days.
My mother was making no sense and she became a danger to herself. We had to put her into a vegetable bin, where she eventually died.
by Sennockian2 December 17, 2021
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Vegetables

Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.
Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.
by notFancyveryNancy June 12, 2021
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Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!
$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!
by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020
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