This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.
"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"
"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"
"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"
by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.
Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped
Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped
Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”
Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”
Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”
by Kauboi October 28, 2023

My mother was making no sense and she became a danger to herself. We had to put her into a vegetable bin, where she eventually died.
by Sennockian2 December 17, 2021

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.
by notFancyveryNancy June 12, 2021

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!
by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020
