Valerie

The kind of girl who is cutest among all the other bitches at a particular location (like a restaurant, a friend's party, etc)

***approaching a girl***
Razer: Hey, excuse me, I just saw you over there and thought you looked really cute.
Girl: Thank you!
Razer: You must be a Valerie.
Girl: Valerie, what?
Razer: You know, the girl who's the cutest among all the other girls. That's what a Valerie is.

by King of Curses August 5, 2024

Valerie

Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater

Morbius : Did you guys see valerie her beautiful wig

Valerie : ITS NOT A WIG

by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022

Valerie

Valerie is a short, shy girl who is very nice but when she gets comfortable she will show her true colors but other than that she is really nice person but sometimes stupid stuff will come out of her mouth, she's probably Hispanic. She's really sensitive and emotional. Valerie is a very quiet person when none of her friends are around but when they are she's is crazy. She is very insecure. But moral of the story she is a very sweet person and is a good friend.

Girl 1: "Who is she? "
Girl 2: "Oh that's Valerie she's really short"

by is_just_here25508 November 21, 2021

Valery

Valery is a nasty stank bitch who lies and cheats. You can never trust what she says or does. She will use her trauma to manipulate you and use you for your car. Never keep a Valery around, no matter if she's short or seems sweet, it'll fade away, and you'll see the real monster inside those dark evil brown eyes.

Girl: Did you see Valery at the skate park?
Boy: yeah, she stole my cigarettes and said she found my Instagram!
Girl: What a freak

by Lakelol May 25, 2022

Valerie

Dependable Loyal Honest Trustworthy Loving

You can count on loyal Valerie.

by Mistysprit March 18, 2024

Valery

mama she’s a criminal .. mama valerys a criminalll 😡. she’s also super kawaii and she’s an annoying zoom girl

valery is a bakery

by audrey austin May 21, 2022

Valerie

A friend that’s always been there. You’ve known her your whole life. You could go for months on end without talking to her, but you’ll come back and everything would be the same. She’s really funny and outgoing. She says a lot of out of pocket things, but it never changes how you view her. You feel comfortable enough to talk about literally anything with her. Go get yourself a Valerie.

Do you know Valerie?
I love Valerie, she’s my best friend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023