twentysack

$20 worth of weed

yo dawg can i pick up a twentysack this afternoon?

by pablojuago August 15, 2011

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Twentynine Palms

A place that has 70% Marines 20% crack heads and 10% civilians in which everywhere within a 1 mile radius has a barber shop at every turn. While on base if you don’t smell the winds of shit from lake bandini going all across base are you really in twentynine? Doing a CFT at del Val while breathing in the freedom of shit water is a must. Oh I can’t forget to mention that the POWER GOES OUT almost every day and will turn on 5 or 6 times for 30 seconds just to mess with you. I mean come on even on thanksgiving the power stayed out all day. Running here feels like there is needles in your lungs mixed with shit. I’ve already seen 6 people get divorced within a year of being there. I’m not even gonna get into the dependas cheating left and right. If you know you know. Don’t even think about getting setting yourself tinder radius within a 20 mile radius cause the desert “rats” “yetis” “slam pig” “slam piece” “wooks” “barracks bunnies” you name it already been ran threw by a whole battalion before you. If you ever end up here god speed brother.

Jodi: hey man I just got my orders to TWENTYNINE PALMS

Me: that’s awful good luck shit bird

Jodi: why do you say that

Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know. Oh and don’t get married out there your wife will definitely cheat on you with someone in your own unit .

by Shitbirds October 28, 2020

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