Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.
This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."
by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020
It's a dictionary word for a itchiness and Scratchiness brain and as well as means a annoying or silly person
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 03, 2024
A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.
They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.
I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!
by FitTwit October 03, 2018