Twitter Whore

a person who tweets constantly and obsessively

holy crap! Ian is such a friggen twitter whore!

I can't see anyone else's tweets!

I'm totally unfollowing him!

by ZooPalsAreCool August 1, 2009

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009

Twitter

possibly the most toxic app of 2021, NEVER go there unless you want to be degraded by 12 year old feminists

I went on Twitter yesterday and got “cancelled.”

by professional cheese eater June 23, 2021

twitter liberal

n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.

Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"

Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."

~~~

Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."

Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"

Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."

Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."

by radik June 2, 2013

twitter.com

Stupid social media site that you can get cancelled off of by even slightly stating an opinion

Person: *has an opinion*
Twitter.com community: I'm about to end this mans whole career

by Conejito Bunny December 13, 2020

twitterrhea

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350

a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.

by dr. starquiesha tweet, m.d. May 21, 2009

Twitter Shitter

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.

"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"

by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008