All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper January 13, 2018
by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019
Slang term used by skilled nursing home staff for the hour or so post-dinner time when geriatric residents, en masse, need to take a sudden shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
by Sir Dumps the Boss January 22, 2007
by niodin March 10, 2008
A turd that manifests itself at a time not normally anticipated. The host suffers from feeling of embarassment and uncomfort until the demon is released. Sometimes this comes in the form of a demon poo, which is more liquid in form.
Jim: Man, I don't feel well. I got to take a shit and I hate going in public.
Roy: You know you'll feel better when you release that demon turd.
Roy: You know you'll feel better when you release that demon turd.
by Rich f November 27, 2009
To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.
by FrankL69 October 15, 2011