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Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

melting pearls on my tummy 

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

gummy tummy 

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.
Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.
gummy tummy by jewleek April 8, 2010

two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time
“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”

Mr. Tummy 

Mr. Tummy is a name you call someone who never washes their hair. They teach math and eat kids' food. Tend to live in the catacombs beneath the school. Beware! Dark places are natural habitats for those who worship the darkness. They are usually known to roam the halls, yelling at kids to come do math in their room. Be careful! they target anyone, anywhere. Even if you don't do math, you are just as much a target as anyone else.
Be careful, I saw a Mr. Tummy hiding under the floorboards.
Mr. Tummy by Jumping Jolly January 14, 2020

licorice tummy 

this condition comes about when a person eats too much licorice on an empty stomach, resulting in an upset stomach, burping, and discomfort.
Hey Andrew, you comin' out tonight?

Nah man, I think I got licorice tummy
licorice tummy by RIP3Pac January 16, 2017