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Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.
Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism
by spagoogle May 31, 2018
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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melting pearls on my tummy

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad
by tibu March 9, 2012
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gummy tummy

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.
Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.
by jewleek April 8, 2010
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two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time
“Why were you not at work?”
I had two tip tummy terrorism.”
by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018
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Mr. Tummy

Mr. Tummy is a name you call someone who never washes their hair. They teach math and eat kids' food. Tend to live in the catacombs beneath the school. Beware! Dark places are natural habitats for those who worship the darkness. They are usually known to roam the halls, yelling at kids to come do math in their room. Be careful! they target anyone, anywhere. Even if you don't do math, you are just as much a target as anyone else.
Be careful, I saw a Mr. Tummy hiding under the floorboards.
by Jumping Jolly January 14, 2020
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licorice tummy

this condition comes about when a person eats too much licorice on an empty stomach, resulting in an upset stomach, burping, and discomfort.
Hey Andrew, you comin' out tonight?

Nah man, I think I got licorice tummy
by RIP3Pac January 16, 2017
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